2 hillbillies observed a lady choking on her food. Here’s how they reacted.

Two hillbillies noticed a woman chocking on her food and this is how they reacted.

This is funny!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swallar?”

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, “Kin ya breathe?”

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t never seed nobody do it.”

Share this joke if you found it funny!

More from author

Related posts

Latest posts

Dad shares final text from daughter swept away in Texas floods

Rescue operations for 161 people who were reported missing following the devastating Texas floods are ongoing. The number of fatalities raised to 109 and...

Hero dad left heartbreaking goodbye voicemails to his kids before tragically dying in Texas floods

The devastating Texas floods claimed 109 lives, with more than 117 still missing after water levels rose 26 feet in only 45 minutes on...

Russia responds after Trump threatened to ‘bomb the s*** out of Moscow’ in leaked audio tapes

CNN broadcast a 2024 audio in which Trump could be heard speaking with wealthy donors prior to taking office for the second time about...

Five items to buy now before Trump’s tariffs take effect on August 1st

Sweeping new tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump will take effect on August 1, 2025, and they are expected to strain the budgets of...

Joe Biden hits back at Donald Trump’s investigation

President Donald Trump made a shocking decision to launch an investigation concerning former POTUS Joe Biden. Namely, Trump tends to inspect "who ran the...

Man dies after being ‘sucked’ into jet engine before takeoff

A man, 35, lost his life in a freak accident after being 'sucked' into the jet engine right before takeoff. The tragic incident, which unfolded...