The little boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”
Man ~ “That’s nice.”
Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”
Man ~ “No, thanks.”
Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”
Man ~ “OK, how much?”
Boy ~ “$250?
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy ~ “It’s dark in here.”
Man ~ “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy ~ “$750?
Man ~ “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy ~ “$1,000?
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost.”
“I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”
If you find this hilarious share it with friends.
Credit: Reddit
arty



Jimmy Fallon is one of the coolest guys out there, and his ‘The Tonight Show’ hosts many celebrities we love. But now imagine the feeling of hosting one of your idols! That happened in one of the episodes when Jimmy had the honor to seat across the desk from Billy Joel.
Jimmy tells his guest of the night how he is his all time favorite and just talking to a star like Billy makes Jimmy nervous, and as he says, singing along with him would be the craziest thing, so he has a brilliant idea that makes the audience lose their mind.









Lady Godiva, 2001
Betty Boop, 2002

Red Witch, 2004
Vampire, 2005
Forbidden Fruit, 2006
Cat, 2007
Goddess Kali, 2008
Crow, 2009
Superhero, 2010
“Bodies” Cadavar, 2011
Ape, 2011
Cleopatra, 2012
95-Year-Old Heidi, 2013
Butterfly, 2014
Jessica Rabbit, 2015
Herself, 2016
The Werewolf From Michael Jackson’s Music Video “Thriller”, 2017
This year she teased several costume preparation videos to her Instagram.
Slowly morphing into Princess Fiona from Shrek
“I feel like I always have to set the bar really high. I wear a lot of prosthetics, so they have to be built, so I have to do a lot of weird fittings” she told US Weekly
Her boyfriend Tom Kaulitz shared the stage with her.
All hail the Queen of Halloween
























