Wife Gets Her Revenge After Husband Tried To Be Funny About Her Weight

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife

‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom,

‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She replied with a snicker…’lt’s not talcum powder……lt’s ‘Miracle Grow’

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