Three college graduates are strapped in an electric chair and their last words are hilarious

When you have best friends who love to drink and party as much as you do, no one really knows how the night out will end.

Three women decide to celebrate their college graduation in Mexico but they get so drunk that they wake up in jail. They are told they will be executed in the morning although none of them has any idea of what they did wrong.

When asked about their final words, this is what they had to say. I warn you, this is hilarious.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and nothing happens. The executioners all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.

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