An Indian walks into a cafe….

It’s time for a good laugh. Here is the joke that will put a smile on your face:

An Indian walks into a cafe….

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

“Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

More from author

Related posts

Latest posts

The reason King Charles is forbidden from attending the Pope’s funeral

The news of the passing of Pope Francis sent waves of grief and sorrow through the Christian world. The pontiff personally requested burial in...

US citizen reveals shocking deportation threat from Trump officials

Aldo Martinez-Gomez, who was born and raised in California, received a threatening email from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Namely, DHS requested that he...

JD Vance sparks outrage after ‘lack of respect’ following Pope Francis’ death

A day before his final public appearance on Easter Sunday, when he greeted the crowd and wished them Happy Easter, Pope Francis welcomed Vice...

Donald Trump cut speech short amid medical emergency

President Donald Trump was forced to cut his speech short during a White House press conference due to a medical emergency. At the time, Trump...

New data reveals public opinion on Trump running for a third term

The Constitution doesn’t allow a single person to serve as the president of the country for three times, but ever since taking office for...

The holy items inside Pope Francis’ casket

Pope Francis “returned to the home of the Father,” and the news of his passing, mere hours after his final public appearance, sent waves...