Teen’s hilarious meltdown: Joke of the day

Teenagers are never easy to handle. They are that age when they are convinced they are always right, refuse to accept the advice of their parents, and do whatever pleases them.

A father shared what it feels like to have a teenage daughter and we can’t stop laughing.

“‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,’ my daughter exclaimed as she stormed into the living room. ‘Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.

After that, sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Disown me, never talk to me again, and don’t forget to write me out of your will—leave my share to my brother.’

She didn’t quite say it like that, though. She actually said… ‘Dad, this is my new boyfriend.’”

If this made you laugh, below is a bonus joke which is as hilarious.

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphys Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”

The other bloke responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”

The first one says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?”

The other bloke answers, “Im from Dublin, I am.”

The first one responds, “So am I!”

“Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?”

The other bloke says, “A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”

The first one says, “Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?”

The other bloke answers, “Well now, I went to St. Marys, of course.”

The first one gets really excited and says, “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”

The other bloke answers, “Well, now, lets see. I graduated in 1964.”

The first one exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!”

About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.

Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, “I’ts going to be a long night tonight.”

Vicky asks, “Why do you say that, Brian?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

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Preacher denies he’s Elvis Presley, but fans hear his voice and insist he is the King

Elvis Presley, the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll gave the world some of the best hits, like Jailhouse Rock, In The Ghetto, Hound Dog and Love Me Tender, which are incredibly popular until this day and will likely be listened to and enjoyed by many future generations.

Despite his passing in 1977, Presley is still considered an icon and a legend. His charm, charisma, and incredible talent stole the hearts of many and he made fans in each and every country in this world.

Following his passing, his fans refused to believe he was gone. Conspiracy theories started emerging, many of which claimed the singer was still alive.

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One of those theories said Presley was hiding from the mafia, then toured California’s Legoland, tended to the grounds of Graceland and is now living under the guise of a humble preacher in Arkansas.

That humble preacher goes by the name Bob Joyce and denies to be the late king, but fans demand he gives an explanation about “his fake death.”

The silver-haired preacher who does resemble Presley and sings as beautifully as him, says it’s all just a coincidence.

The fuss about Joyce started when a video of him performing Presley’s 1967 hit How Great Thou Art.

“This is truly Elvis. No one else could sing this favorite hymn of mine like Elvis,” someone commented under Joyce’s video. “His voice will never change. We love you and hope you tell us one day the story of your life. I know who he is and so does everyone else,” another added.

Joyce said that although he’s flattered by the comments, he’s not the late musician who would be 89 had he still been alive, and Joyce is 20 years younger.

“Most of these folks know I am not Elvis but to them it doesn’t matter. They are only so grateful that God is blessing them and reviewing their lives,” the preacher said. “Perhaps God is using Elvis’ voice to minister to broken hearts and broken lives…If Elvis were alive, I would say to him, my friend and brother, we are of kindred spirits.”

Samantha Drummond Dunn of Alabama posted about Joyce on her social media, writing, “All his [members of the congregation] knows it’s him as well as the many visitors to his church every Sunday from around the world know it’s him. He’s getting ready to explain it all (why he faked his death & changed his name) very soon.”

Joyce’s website urges fans not to believe in this conspiracy theory.

What are your thoughts on this?

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With heavy hearts, we announce the passing of a sweet angel

The parents of Ryleigh Hillcoat-Bee, a three-year-old who died of a rare condition, are left outraged after learning their daughter’s life could be saved.

The little girl suffered from rhabdomyolysis, a disorder that breaks down muscles. She died of complications from the condition that affects one in 200,000 people in the UK.

Coroner Alan Wilson for Blackpool and Fylde determined that the doctors who treated her failed to notice the “red flags” before discharging her from the hospital after a five-day stay.

They had missed opportunities to closely examine Ryleigh’s lack of mobility prior to her discharge. She passed away three months later.

Doctors should have been aware that the girl’s deteriorating physical state could be linked with a neuromuscular problem.

According to reports, when she was admitted into Blackpool Victoria Hospital, doctors ran tests and her blood results showed abnormal readings, including ‘extraordinarily high’ levels of Creatine Kinase, likely indicating a muscle injury or disease. Despite this, doctors determined the girl suffered from a chest infection or hepatitis. She appeared slow, floppy, and lethargic.

Coroner Wilson confirmed to request evidence from the doctors involved in Ryleigh’s care at Blackpool Teaching Hospitals NHS Trust, as reported by Blackpool Gazette.

Medical negligence attorney Diane Rostron noted, “The hospital was given clear advice… to get specialist advice from a neuromuscular specialist.”

According to Rostron, had the hospital sought specialist input, they could have “diagnosed rhabdomyolysis” and informed the family, allowing them to explore further treatment options.

We are so very sorry for the loss of Ryleigh Hillcoat-Bee. We hope her family will find the closure they deserve. May she rest in peace.

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Am I wrong?

A female churchgoer shared a story of a woman who visited the church and attended the service one Sunday but her body was covered in tattoos and she had all sorts of piercings. The person sharing the story believed the woman neither looked nor was dressed appropriately for church.

For the churchgoer, the place of worship has always been synonymous with modesty and reverence so she believed the tattooed woman didn’t belong there. The urge to tell her that was strong so she approached her after service and told her her looks wasn’t appropriate for the house of God, to what the woman replied, “How I look has nothing to do with you.”

These words made the churchgoer question her act. She wondered if she was right to feel the discomfort that stemmed from outdated beliefs rather than any real issue. She asked herself if the modern times brought the need to reconsider our assumptions about what is and what’s not appropriate to wear to church, the place where we reach to God and practice our beliefs.

The truth is that nowadays plenty of people express their creativity and personality through tattoos, so are we on the wrong to judge them for their way of self-expression?

The question that floats in the air is whether there should be a standard dress code for those who attend a service at the church and try to be closer to God by visiting his sanctuary.

Some people dress modestly because they believe they show respect for the sacredness of the place that way. Others, however, don’t think that our clothing matters because the faith is all about acceptance, compassion, and unity.

We should never forget that every person who tries to find solace at the House of God brings their personal history with them, and the tattoos, the piercings, and the unconventional clothing simply reflects their true selves and their life journey, as well as their personal struggles.

However, while valuing individuality is essential, respecting the church as a holy place is also very important.

Balancing respect for tradition with the embrace of personal expression can create a more inclusive worship space where everyone feels appreciated and welcomed.

In order to promote mutual understanding, churches may consider encouraging attire that maintains a balance between personal expression and respect for the sacred space.

Churchgoers should be invited to dress in whatever makes them feel comfortable as long as the choice of outfit is respectful to the church. This approach would let individuals respect their own style and the traditional values at the same time.

At the end of the day, it is in the core of the faith to accept everyone equally, just like our savior did with those who were marginalized and rejected by society.

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The HEALTHIEST FRUIT on Earth: what happens to your body if you eat just 3 a day

Speaking of healthy eating and all those fruits and vegetables that have huge impact in keeping your body in shape, it looks like the mighty dates are sort of underrated.

If people know of the health benefits they have on their overall health condition, dates will definitely be the most important part of their daily menu.

Take a look at how eating just three dates per day can boost your quality of life.

Arteries Boost

Being rich in potassium, dates help regulate high levels of cholesterol. This decreases the risk of heart attack.

Liver Stimulation

Dates regulate the function of the liver and help in the fight with diseases affecting it.

Sight Health

Consuming only three dates per day can help you keep your vision clear. The vitamin D found in these fruits also adds to keeping your skin radiant.

Natural Energizer

If you feel tired and need an energy boost there is no need to consume unhealthy energy drinks full of sugar as adding a walnut to a halved date will increase your stamina instead.

Digestion Improvement

Constipation can be a very serious condition. In case you struggle with it then consume dates as the fiber in them will relieve the symptoms.

Anti-Inflammation Agents

In case you are experiencing swelling, dates can help you reduce it as they are rich in magnesium.

Natural Antioxidant

If you feel your body needs a detox try consuming dates. Fresh dates contain anthocyanidins and carotenoids, whereas dried dates contain polyphenols which help your body get rid of free radicals.

Balanced Blood Sugar Levels

Regulating and reducing high sugar levels in the blood demands both medications and consumption of food that doesn’t affect the levels rising. The low glycemic impact of dates helps in the regulation of symptoms of type 2 diabetes.

Blood Pressure Regulation

Doctors say that a daily intake of approximately 370 milligrams of magnesium is needed in order for the high blood pressure to be regulated. Typical serving of dates offers around 80 milligrams of the mineral.

Enhanced Brain Performance

Consuming dates may significantly enhance our memory. So if you are studying for an exam, dates can help you remember more of what you read. Researchers also believe that dates suppress early signs of diseases related to memory loss.

Thicken Bone Mass

Dates are rich with potassium, a mineral that helps keep the bones denser and healthier. People suffering from conditions such as osteoporosis and osteopenia say eating dates helps them with reducing the pain.

Natural Sweetener

Many moms use dates instead of artificial sweeteners when preparing healthy meals for their little ones.

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Woman’s kindness to single dad reveals heartbreaking connection: Bracelet from her child’s burial on his daughter

On what seemed to be an ordinary Thursday, one woman’s entire world turned upside down.

While shopping one day, Linette noticed a man at the store who had a hard time calming his young daughter down. The little one was throwing a tantrum and her dad was completely helpless.

As the screaming wouldn’t stop for another minute or two, Linette decided to approach and offer to help. She was good with children, because she had a daughter herself, but she passed away five years prior. The father, exhausted and visibly weighed down by more than just parenting stress, explained that it had been a tough year for him and his daughter after his wife had left them.

Linette told him not to worry, handed the little girl a box of cereal, and soon her sobs started to slow down as she clutched the box tightly. At that moment, Linette’s heart started pounding. The girl was wearing a custom silver bracelet with a little cross in the middle. It was exactly the same as the one Linette buried with her daughter who died of leukemia.

The similarity was too striking to be just a coincidence.

But how could a stranger’s daughter have that bracelet, Linette couldn’t stop wondering. She was confused and wanted answers, but the store wasn’t the place where she could find them so she said “goodbye” and continued shopping. However, she was unable to get rid of the feeling that there was more to uncover.

Over the following days, Linette kept thinking of the bracelet so she decided to do some research. As she was going through the internet, she stumbled upon an article about the funeral director who had handled her daughter’s service. He was involved in a scandal when he was caught stealing and selling personal items of the deceased to unsuspecting buyers. Learning this, Linette was positive the bracelet the girl wore belonged to her Emily.

It took some time, but Linette was able to reach the girl’s father, Bob. She explained everything to him and told him how much that piece of jewelry meant to her. Bob was very understanding and sympathetic. He agreed to return the bracelet to her and offered to help her build a case against the funeral home. It turned out he was a lawyer and was happy to represent her case in court.

Linette and Bob met many times, gathering evidence for their case. Bob’s daughter was present at some of the meetings and Linette loved her presence. She reminded her of Emily.

When the day of the trial finally arrived, they entered the courtroom determined to win the case. The judge ruled in their favor, ordering a formal apology and a significant settlement from the funeral home. As the verdict was read, Linette felt relieved. She knew justice was served for her sweet girl.

Over time, Linette and Bob formed a strong bond. What started as a strange coincidence blossomed into a start of a new family.

The silver bracelet that once served as a symbol of loss, became a representation of a new chapter for Linette.

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to Sandra Bullock

Actress Sandra Bullock’s partner Bryan Randall passed away in 2023 following a three-year-long battle with ASL.

The news of his passing was shared by his family. “With deep sadness, we announce that Bryan Randall peacefully departed on August 5th, concluding a valiant 3-year battle against ALS,” they wrote.

“Bryan made the deliberate choice to keep his fight with ALS private, and those of us who cared for him diligently respected his wish.”

The statement continued: “We extend our heartfelt gratitude to the unwavering medical professionals who guided us through the complexities of this ailment, and to the exceptional nurses who became an integral part of our lives, often putting their own families aside to stand by ours. During this period, we kindly ask for privacy as we mourn and attempt to come to grips with the painful reality of bidding farewell to Bryan.”

Bullock and Randall met when he was hired as a photographer for her son’s birthday in January 2015. They started dating a few months later and shortly after, when they were both already convinced they were meant for one another, they had their first Red Carpet debut together.

Their first public appearance together was at the wedding of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux.

Later the couple was photographed having a wonderful time together at the Craig’s Restaurant in West Hollywood.

Bullock and Randall weren’t married, but it was revealed that they exchanged vows during not legally binding ceremony in the Bahamas.

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Over the course of her acting career, Bullock appeared in over 50 films, but in 2022, she announced she would be taking a break from filming.

“I take my job very seriously when I’m at work,” the actor told ET Online back then, adding that it is a “24/7” job. “And I just want to be 24/7 with my babies and my family.”

Recently, however, Warner Bros. Pictures announced that Bullock is back with Practical Magic 2.

At the time being, Bullock is focused on her children and getting better after losing her partner. Slowly, she’s getting back to her old life and returned to her acting career.

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Dan Bongino shares heartbreaking news with fans during his show

Former Fox News star Dan Bongino announced on Friday he would be ending his show early because of a family tragedy.

Addressing his fans, the conservative podcaster shared the sad news of his mother’s passing.

“Folks, I’m going to end the show early today. I’m going to tell you what happened last night because I’m having a bit of a rough time, as you can tell. I’m going to try to get through this unexpectedly. She fell down a flight of stairs. And I found out at about 4:43 in the morning,” Bongino said.

The radio host opened up about startling experience he had in the middle of the night, right before he received the tragic news of losing his mother.

“For those of you who don’t believe in God, I’m not here to judge you,” Bongino said. “But I want to tell you something. I want to tell you in advance, I’m not crazy, OK?”

As he explained, at around 3 a.m. he felt like someone grabbing him. “Like hugged me. Like a mom,” he said of the experience that occurred around the time his mother passed away.

The host opened up about his struggles sleeping, explaining that he had gone to the kitchen to grab some water, and that’s when the supernatural experience took place.

“It was real,” Bongino continued. “I’m telling you, it was real. I actually jumped up. I know it sounds crazy, but I was looking for my gun. And I started looking around the house.”

The host finished by saying that he had never believed in Jesus more.

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