A pregnant woman saw a man smiling at her on the bus – After changing the seats several times she called the cops.

The following has to be the most hilarious story ever.

“A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the man’s smile turned into a grin, so she move again. The man seemed more amused. When she moved for the fourth time, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

“The case came up in court. The judge asked the man, (about 20 years old), what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.

“She sat under a sweets sign that said, THE DOUBLEMINT TWINS ARE COMING, and I grinned.

“Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, LOGAN’S LINIMENT WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING, I had to smile.

“Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign than said, WILLIAMS BIG STICK DID THE TRICK, I could hardly contain myself.

“But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, GOODYEAR RUBBER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT, I just lost it.

The case was dismissed.”


Share if you loved this story.

Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

More from author

Related posts

Latest posts

The holy items inside Pope Francis’ casket

Pope Francis “returned to the home of the Father,” and the news of his passing, mere hours after his final public appearance, sent waves...

Boy, 6, dies after showing symptom nearly all kids experience

The Menai-Davis family experienced an inexplicable loss when their 6-year-old son, Hugh, passed away in September 2021. The boy was diagnosed with a rare and...

May Jimmy Kimmel be quitting TV?

Jimmy Kimmel has to be one of the most beloved TV faces. Except for being the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live, he has been in...

Dog’s barking at a funeral exposes an empty coffin

That morning felt heavier than any other. Ryan was returning home for his father's funeral, the man who meant the world to him. When...

The science behind eye ‘sleep:’ What that crust really is

Overnight, a yellow crust known as eye sleep builds up on our eyelashes and the corners of our eyes. At some people, the eye...

Pope Francis’ last public appearance sends a deep message

The Catholic world is mourning the passing of the first pope from Latin America, Pope Francis, whose liberal views on the church felt like...