Three bulls found out that the rancher was bringing another bull

Jokes are a valuable tool for fostering connections, relieving stress, and adding joy to life. They can lighten the mood in social situations and bring laughter and can serve as ice-breakers.

Humor is a great stress reliever that triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Laughing at a joke can help alleviate tension and promote relaxation.

Having all this in mind, we bring you one of the best jokes we’ve stumbled upon recently.

Read it below.

The rancher brought another bull into the property, and three of his bulls noticed.

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First Bull: “I have been here for five years. I’m not feeding any of my 100 cows to this new bull.”

Second Bull: “I’ve earned the privilege to fifty cows after three years here. I am keeping every cow I own.”

Third Bull: “You people have only allowed me to have 10 cows so far in the year that I’ve been here. Even if I’m not as big as you guys, I’m still going to keep all ten of my cows.”

At that moment, they observe the largest bull they have ever seen being transported by an 18-wheeler in the pasture.

His weight of 4,700 pounds puts stress on the steel ramp with every step.

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The first bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

Second Bull: “To be honest, I have too many cows to look after. I have a few extra to spare. I’m not searching for a fight, for sure.”

The third bull, who is snorting and shaking his horns, is pawing the ground when they turn to face him.

The first bull: “Son, don’t be foolish, let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”

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Third Bull: “Hell, all my cows are his to have. Just making sure he understands that I’m a bull!”

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Love and Peace

Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

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