Little Boy Tells His Mom Why Dad Divorced Her

Little kids can be awesome. What I love about them is that they always speak their mind. Well, sometimes even more than they’re allowed to or supposed to. And although their actions can drive us mad, we do realize their intentions are always innocent and pure.

Take this kid for example. He was able to discover so much about his mom from her drivers licence, even why his dad divorced her. Wanna know how? Read the hilarious conversation below.

The kid says, “But I learned so much about you from it.”

She says, “Well, ok, what did you learn about me?”

“Well, says the kid… “I know your age now.”

“And what is that?” Says his mother?

“You’re old,” says the kid.

“And I learned your height.”

“Which is?’ says the mother.

“You’re really tall,” he says.

“Well, yes, I am tall for a woman.”

“And, I learned your weight,” he says.

“And what is that?” asks the mother.

“A lot for a woman your height” the kids says.

The mother sighs and says “well, that’s not nice, but I can’t argue that”

“And,” the kid says “I know why dad divorced you.”

“Huh? What?” says the mother. “How on earth did you get that from a drivers license?”

“Because, you got an f in sex.”

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Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

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