Farmer Brings Rooster To A Movie Theater And An Old Lady’s Reaction Is Going Viral

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, life surprises you and you figure out there are still a bunch of things you are yet to discover. What an old lady at the movie theatre got to see for the first time ever is going to make you laugh. This is definitely a must read.

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

The ticket agent asked, sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”

The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster chuck. Wherever I go, chuck goes.”

“I’m sorry sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theatre.”

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed chuck down his overalls.

Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theatre. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

“Marge,” whispered Mildred.

“What?” said Marge. “I think the guy next to me is a pervert.”

“What makes you think so?” asked Marge.

“He undid his pants and he has his thing out,” whispered Mildred.

“Well, don’t worry about it”, said Marge. “At our age we’ve seen ’em all” “I thought so too,” said Mildred, “But this one’s eatin’ my popcorn!”

Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

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