We are perfectly aware that most seniors are witty and will always show you how you shouldn’t mess with them. They have way more experience than we do and we can learn a lot from them. Take this couple for example. This is gold!
A couple, both age 78, went to a therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I help you with?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have s*x?”
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have s*x,” and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have s*x with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied. ”She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50… and I get $43 back from Medicare.