Husband looked at his wife and said…

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We can never get tired of good jokes, right? The one below is bound to make your day.

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her.

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He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before, you didn’t hurt yourself did you?” 

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His wife replies, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”

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We can never get tired of good jokes, right? The one below is bound to make your day.

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her.

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He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, “That was the best, honey. You’ve never moved like that before, you didn’t hurt yourself did you?” 

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His wife replies, “No, no. I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”

If this joke made you laugh, please share it with your family and friends on Facebook.

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Love and Peace

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Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

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