Little Johnny’s story takes an unexpected turn and we can’t stop laughing

Little kids are really fun to be around, well, except when they are not revealing things about you in front of others. As you knows, many of them don’t really know how to keep a secret and love to share stories of what’s going on inside the house.

The following story is fictional, but it’s bound to make you burst out laughing. And yes, it will teach you to be careful what you say or do in front of small children.

Little Johnny sees his dad’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car, and sees daddy and aunt Jane passionately kissing and eagerly taking off each others’ clothes.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

“Mommy, Mommy, I was at the playground, and daddy and….”

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw daddy’s car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her blouse, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then daddy…”

At this point, mommy cuts him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, let’s save the rest of it for when we’re having dinner. I want to see the look on daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

3 hours later, the whole family is gathered at the dinner table. Finally, mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

“Well, I was at the playground, and I saw daddy’s car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I followed them to see what they were doing, and then I saw how daddy gave aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her blouse.”

Johnny made a pause where his mom had interrupted him earlier, and looked at her. She smiled and nodded for him to continue.

The little boy said:
“And then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants, and then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Jack used to do when daddy was in the Army!”

Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

More from author

Related posts

Latest posts

How bathing too often can affect your health

Taking a shower after a long and tiring day must feel like the best thing ever, but have you ever wondered if bathing too...

Why many experts advise against sleeping with window open

A good night's sleep often determines the tone for the day ahead, but many people wonder whether it's better to sleep with the window...

Urgent Update: Colombian Police Helicopter Brought Down in Deadly Attack

Rumors are already circulating about what truly brought down the Colombian police helicopter. Was it a chance confrontation with cartel fighters lurking in the...

Deadly Crash Shuts Down Mexico-Querétaro Highway

Deadly Highway Collision in Huehuetoca Raises Alarming Questions Something about the November 20 crash on the Mexico-Querétaro Highway doesn’t sit right with investigators. Witnesses recall...

Melania Trump’s true reaction to Donald Trump’s White House demolition

Donald Trump has decided that the East Wing of the White House needs renovation, a decision some find amusing while others criticize. The president...

Boil eggshells and say goodbye to the …

Many people who actually consume eggs as a healthy part of their diet discard eggshells as waste. Why? The truth is that most of...