An old wife slaps her husband verbally

We can never get tired of some good jokes.

The ones below will certainly put a smile on your face.

A married couple are attending a high school reunion. There is a gorgeous drunken lady over the bar swinging one glass of drink after another and the man can’t stop staring at her.

“Do you know that woman?” the wife asked.

“Yes,” the husband replied. “That’s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”

“Good lord,” the wife replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”

Here are some more jokes for you:

The Language of Bees

Why did the bee enroll in a language class?

Because it wanted to learn the buzzwords and have more meaningful hive conversations!

Quantum Barbecue

So, Schrödinger, Heisenberg, and Einstein walk into a barbecue. Schrödinger brings a cat in a box, Heisenberg forgets the sausages’ momentum, and Einstein just keeps relativity raining on everyone’s parade.

Zen Garden Gnomes

Why did the Zen garden gnomes start a meditation group?

Because they wanted to find their inner gnome and achieve gnome-enlightenment in the most gnome-vasive way possible!

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Pirate’s Cryptic Map

A pirate found a treasure map with a riddle: “Between the palm trees where the moon and sun meet, dig for riches.” So, he dug all day, got a blister, and realized it was just a palmistry lesson!

Time-Traveling Baker

Why did the time-traveling baker go back to the 18th century?

To knead some historical dough and bake some revolutionary buns!

Gardening Ghost

Why was the gardening ghost so successful?

Because it had the best “grave” growing tips and knew how to “spiritually” nurture the plants!

Alien’s Phone Upgrade

Why did the alien upgrade its communication device?

Because it wanted to explore the universe’s Wi-Fi hotspots and stay “intergalacti-connected”!

Chicken’s Stand-Up Comedy

Why did the chicken become a stand-up comedian?

Because it had a knack for cracking yolks and was always ready with a cluck-worthy punchline!

Martian Shopping Trip

Why did the Martian come to Earth for shopping?

Because they heard our malls had the latest in “interplanetary” fashion trends and were truly out-of-this-world!

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Philosophical Squirrels

Why do squirrels ponder the meaning of life?

Because they’re nuts about deep thoughts and acorn-troversial discussions!

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Love and Peace

Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

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