A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather

Elderly people have witnessed so much more than we have. For one, they are wise, smart, and very fun to be around. Well, at least most times.

We are sure the following joke will put a smile on your face. It involves a 90-year-old grandpa and his grandson who paid him a visit he’ll remember for the rest of his life.
Continue…

A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in.

After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.

He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather, “Are these plates clean?”

His grandfather replied, “Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal.”

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes, so he asks again, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, “I told you before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t ask me about it anymore!”

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby town. As he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass so he said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me out.”

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV his grandfather shouted, “Cold Water, Go lay down!”

Please SHARE this joke with your family and friends on Facebook.

Bored Daddy

Love and Peace

Love and Peace

Love and Peace

Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

More from author

Related posts

Latest posts

After her husband insists on being alone with her son, a mom installs a secret camera and uncovers the truth

When Laura married Jeffrey, she somehow knew he was the person who could make her and her son's life complete. It didn't take long...

Eye floaters: what they are and what to do if you notice them, according to an eye doctor

Eye floaters are a common visual phenomenon that many people notice but often misunderstand. They can appear as tiny spots, threads, squiggly lines, or...

If a man doesn’t appreciate you, the most important thing to remember is that…

Being in a relationship with a man who doesn't appreciate you can feel exhausting and confusing. If you find yourself in such a situation,...

Courtroom Chaos: Mother Takes Justice Into Her Own Hands, Shoots Daughter’s Rapist

Desperation or premeditated vengeance? What began as a routine courtroom session spiraled into a deadly spectacle that stunned all in attendance. Amid a case already...

A Quiet Drive Turned Fatal: Parents and Young Son Discovered Lifeless in River

Tragedy in Cariri: A Family's Final Journey and the Questions Left Behind Something about the crash didn’t sit right with those who arrived first. A...

Heartbreaking 911 call reveals new details about Diane Keaton’s sudden death

Diane Keaton was widely regarded as a true Hollywood icon and one of the most talented actresses of her generation. Over a career spanning...