Superstitious dad nervous after daughter says goodbye to him

Although superstitions are often connected to pagan beliefs and religious practices that existed many years ago, there are still plenty of people out there who are superstitious even nowadays, just like the dad from the following joke.

You can read it below.

A father put his 3-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.”

The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, “God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.” The next day the grandmother died.

“Holy crap” thought the father, “this kid is in contact with the other side.”

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.”

He was so troubled that he barely went through the day. He was constantly looking at his watch, anticipating for the worst to happen. As he felt safe at work, he didn’t go home once his working hours were over but decided to stay at the office until midnight. He had a couple of cups of coffee as he didn’t want to fall asleep either.

When midnight finally arrived, he felt a sense of relief and headed home.

When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?” He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I just had the worst day of my life.” She said, “You think you had a bad day? You’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!”

Please SHARE this joke with your family and friends on Facebook.

Bored Daddy

Love and Peace

Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

More from author

Related posts

Latest posts

At my grandson’s wedding, the bride mocked my quilt — minutes later, his decision stunned everyone

My name's Beatrice Walsh or Bea to everyone who ever shared a cup of tea at my kitchen table. I'm eighty-three, and I thought...

Desperate maid sleeps with millionaire boss — his next move changes everything

It was raining the kind of rain that soaks through everything; clothes, thoughts, pride. Clara Williams stood by the window, watching water crawl down...

Controversial Holiday Sign at Wisconsin DQ Draws Praise and Criticism

“One Sign, Two Americas: The Dairy Queen Controversy That Sparked a National Debate” When customers pulled into the Dairy Queen in Kewaskum, Wisconsin, they expected...

When Healthy Turns Harmful: The Tragic Price of an Extreme Diet

The Price of Perfection: Extreme Diet She began with a promise to herself — to feel stronger, lighter, and more alive. What could be more...

Prince William has chilling threat for Prince Andrew

Ever since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepped down from their royal duties and left Britain behind, relationships within the British royal family began...

My 5-year-old gave a mailman a glass of water — the next day, a red Bugatti showed up at his school

When my 5-year-old son gave a glass of water to a weary mailman on a scorching summer afternoon, I felt like the proudest mom...