Every now and then, we all need some good jokes to help brighten our day.
Laughing is the best medicine, they say, so we are bringing to you some of the best jokes we’ve stumbled upon recently.
Take a look at them below.
The Old Man
An elderly man called his son on the phone and said, “Listen, son, I can’t do this any longer. Your mother and I are divorcing. I can’t spend even one more day with her. Tell your sister.” He then hung up his phone.
The son quickly called his sister, who was shocked at her brother’s words.
She called her dad, panicking. “Dad, you and mom can’t possibly get a divorce after 43 years of marriage. Don’t make jokes with us.”
“Yes, we can,” the dad said. “I’ve had enough of her. I dread the thought of facing another day with her.”
“Dad, please don’t take any action until this weekend. My brother and I are coming over to discuss everything.”
The old man then turns to his wife and says, “Honey, the kids are coming over for Christmas and they are paying for their tickets.”
The Influence of Creativity
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says, “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.”
The professor says, “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of six year olds how to read?”
He is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids’ screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The CEO says, “I’ll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze.”
She is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive her insane, so she smashes her plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says, “I’ll be an artist.”
He is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a $1 billion.
The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says, “I got a masters degree in art.”
The World Cup Dilemma
A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.
The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”
The guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man says back, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”
The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
Be careful what you wish for
A fairy encounters a man and says, “You’ve always been a man of integrity, so I’ll grant you a wish.”
“You can become the most attractive person in the world, acquire boundless knowledge, or be endlessly rich.”
The man looks at her all puzzled and says, “I choose to be wise and have boundless knowledge.”
The fairy then disappears and the man experiences a moment of clarity and says to himself, “I should have chosen the money.”
The Gorilla
Before the start of the day, the sole gorilla at the zoo passes away. The owner is in distress because there is no chance he gets another one that quickly, so he asks one of the employees to put a mask on and pretend to be a gorilla.
The employee is hesitant, by the owner assures him it would only be until a new gorilla arrives.
The employee agrees, and before long, the “gorilla” becomes the zoo’s star attraction, attracting large crowds.
But as the initial excitement started to fade, the gorilla swung dramatically from the netting above the lion’s cage, in order to bring back the thrill.
However, in the next moment, the employee under the gorilla’s mask lost his grip and fell right into the lion’s den.
“Help, help,” he started screaming. But then the lion approached him and said, “Be quiet or we’ll both lose our jobs.”
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Bored Daddy
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