Adam likes what he hears about the new woman

Adam and Eve were the first people to grace the Earth but that doesn’t spare them from people making jokes about them.

Take a look at the one below. It’s going to make you laugh.

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

God continued, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.”

“She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you. And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.”

“She will praise you! She will bear your children. And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.”

“She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “I’ll have to remove an arm and a leg.”

Adam paused, then asked,…

“What can I get for a rib?”

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Monica Pop
Monica Pop
Monica Pop is a senior writer for Bored Daddy magazine covering the latest trending and popular articles across the United States and around the world.

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